Welcome, hero.

What shall I call you?

Hold on there, %name%!

No cheating! You must make a selection!

Hello, %name%.

What brings you here?

What is it you seek, hero?

Fame? Fortune? Love? Something else entirely?

Something else, eh, %name%?

Something else... indeed....
Might it be the path to a successful magic?
Perhaps, the magic of the spider? The spider’s abilities?
The spider’s capabilities?!...

The spider’s web design?

Of course I can help you, %name%!

But, wait!
Are you worthy of my help?
Help at all?
What makes you think you’re worthy of anything I might offer to you?

You’ve come to the right place, hero!

Let me show you a great marvel.
A great treasure for those worthy of the god’s favor.
A masterpiece of mystery meticulously molded from mind and meaningful madness made for movement and melody throughout your own modicum of the web.

Let me show you....

STACKS 5

and

STACKS PRO!!!!

Congratulations, hero!!

You’ve made good choices on your quest.

Good-bye, %name%.

I wish you the best of luck.

Fame, is it? Well then, hero, you’ve come to the wrong place. We’re all equals in the eyes of the great Isaiah. He welcomes all travelers who are willing to help others.

Fortune, huh? Only those who have walked the path of being the “helper” can truly gain the fortune you seek.

Love, is it, hero? Love can be seen in many forms. Care beyond yourself and love will find you in multitudes.

If it’s a mediocre and meaningless mindset you seek, may I suggest mining the horrid pits of madness.

There you’ll find your treasure, hero.

There you’ll find the Elements you seek.